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It seems the taxpayer's hard earned funding of this nation's infrastructure is being funnelled into various areas of research which has no basis in merit or worth, each to a cool tune of around half a million dollars. Never mind the headline that graces this piece from The Daily Mail. Bad enough as that is, there's more grants being put forward into what seems to be the pursuit of the fundamentally useless. Money, if you can believe it, has been assigned to the study and examination of the equally pointless. From the article: "Monash University's Dr Emily van der Nage was awarded $525,650 to explore social, ethical and regulatory challenges in Australia's emerging social media pornography industry."  Is she going to set up an OnlyFans account, and report her findings?  Don't go blind, doctor. There are more. All of them ludicrous, such as the investigation of the possibility of channelling food waste into the building of roads. That one really takes th...

but it's still gonna stink.

This is the tale of a poor pussy who possibly managed to escape the talons of a predatory bald eagle, only to plummet downwards to unceremoniously kersplat through some hapless schmuck's windshield as they were motoring along, going about their business, blissfully unaware an earthbound feline was going to play a significant part in their immediate future. There isn't really much more to say, as my description is at least twice as long as the actual news story. The driver is unharmed, and as yet, no details on the cat's condition has been forthcoming. For more details on the admittedly pretty scarce details surrounding this story, please click on  >>>>>  this link  <<<<< or check out the two screenshots below:

Junk food aficionados are up in arms, waddling into Woolworths supermarkets flexing their girth and lack of restraint, with hapless employees having to confront their wrath at the supermarket's cake-lacking ways. "No Cinnabon for you, potential customer. Would you like an apple instead?", the conversation may play out followed by a slight recoil on the part of the consumer after the realisation has dawned the alternative offered may have a beneficial effect on their health.  This really isn't a news-worthy story, is it? It's more like a public notice from Woolworths advising people of stock scarcity. It has, however, been picked up by The Daily Mail, who aren't exactly renowned for their hard-hitting journalism. I have warned you about this story's lack of merit, haven't I? But if you do want to find out more, please click  >>>>>  this link  <<<<< or check out the screenshots below:

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