Digital Witch Hunt

What's up with this weather. Why is it so stinking hot (and in the latter part of March)? Oh, and before I forget, may I extend a hocus pocus, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo and alakazam to each and everyone of you..

 Apparently I'm a witch according to what looks suspiciously like AI-generated slop.

 Yes, my birthday is listed, for whatever reason, in this example of another questionable piece of advertising courtesy of YouTube. As long as the bank account keeps getting stuffed, they'll exhibit no scruples in what the viewer has to endure. So, that means me, and possibly you. That is, if you don't yield and buckle at the knee and start shelling out for their Premium service.

 And, after all, why would you?

 It's YouTube.