Australia

Phar Lap and Jim Pike

Happy 236th to the greatest country in the world. If you have a predilection for moaning about how ashamed you are about living here, then kindly remove yourself and begone.

Out of the kindness of my heart, I'll even make myself available to point you in the direction of the Indian Ocean, if need be, as well as chip in to cover the cost of a pair of floaties in the event of somebody starting a GoFundMe.

Long live Australia Day.