Decolonising Santa

This entry refers to a piece written and published around two years ago, but has only now been picked up by some news organisations.

Father Christmas is a white male, and therefore must be cancelled.

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Being white, male, and heterosexual in the eyes of these progressive types puts you on a par with that guy who started WWII. Possibly worse. At least he's dead. Which is odd since they want to dictate to the rest of us how to live.

Speaking of which, where do they come from? These university-bred bolshie wannabes whose stock in trade is trying to make people as miserable and as uptight as they themselves are. Their utopia is any thinking person's dystopia. Their hoped for future will precipitate our downfall. My hyperbole is starting to go into overdrive as I type.

I suspect they were test-tube created in some dank hidden away laboratory located somewhere on school grounds, and then unleashed on an unsuspecting and ignorant populace when the football was on.

I could be wrong.

But surely, people like this in the real world cannot exist. People who want to destroy tradition, in order to impose their own skewed vision of how things should be, which undoubtedly, has been planted into their playdoh-centric minds by whatever the Progressive (Regressive) 101 playbook happens to deem currently in vogue

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~ which happens to be to pick on poor old Father Christmas, after all, the toxic masculinity in that hefty fellow is legion.

Yes, let's just hook the old boy up with Dr. Frankenstein, so gender-reaffirming care can be ingrained and implemented in order to convince him that he's really a they/them/their. His wife, Mary, can file for divorce, as the former Santa gains a gaudy septum ring and decries the patriarchy at every opportune moment, while Rudolph and the gang munch upon his discarded tallywacker for seasonal brunch come December 25.

Sounds lovely, does it not?