Quarter Century Existential Blues

Oh, the humanity! Not content with the struggle between man, machine and the existential crossroads we all find ourselves face-to-face with as technological advancements rampantly run pell-mell over the psyche of humanity with the force of a Cinnabon loving fattie bellyflopping into an overcrowded swimming hole, Time Magazine has, in all their infinite wisdom, decided to reward their Person of the Year 2025 award to Artificial Intelligence.