LANELESS WORLD DRIVE

TABLE OF CONTENTS Finally Waking Up to 2025 Psychology 999 Amour Imposture Assault with a Deadly Chip Automated Incontinence Hey! It's World Adoption Day Cinnagone Highway Catastrophe You can polish a turd, Rainbow Serpent on the Moon 1,099,511,627,776 Heartaches Quarter Century Existential Blues Decolonising Santa Table of Contents : 2025

This entry refers to a piece written and published around two years ago, but has only now been picked up by some news organisations. Father Christmas is a white male, and therefore must be cancelled. ( source ) Being white, male, and heterosexual in the eyes of these progressive types puts you on a par with that guy who started WWII. Possibly worse. At least he's dead. Which is odd since they want to dictate to the rest of us how to live. Speaking of which, where do they come from? These university-bred bolshie wannabes whose stock in trade is trying to make people as miserable and as uptight as they themselves are. Their utopia is any thinking person's dystopia. Their hoped for future will precipitate our downfall. My hyperbole is starting to go into overdrive as I type. I suspect they were test-tube created in some dank hidden away laboratory located somewhere on school grounds, and then unleashed on an unsuspecting and ignorant populace when the football was on. I could be w...

Oh, the humanity! Not content with the struggle between man, machine and the existential crossroads we all find ourselves face-to-face with as technological advancements rampantly run pell-mell over the psyche of humanity with the force of a Cinnabon loving fattie bellyflopping into an overcrowded swimming hole, Time Magazine has, in all their infinite wisdom, decided to reward their Person of the Year 2025 award to Artificial Intelligence.

be careful this Silicon Valley circuit breaker doesn't drain you  out of every terabyte you have in your system

It seems the taxpayer's hard earned funding of this nation's infrastructure is being funnelled into various areas of research which has no basis in merit or worth, each to a cool tune of around half a million dollars. Never mind the headline that graces this piece from The Daily Mail. Bad enough as that is, there's more grants being put forward into what seems to be the pursuit of the fundamentally useless. Money, if you can believe it, has been assigned to the study and examination of the equally pointless. From the article: "Monash University's Dr Emily van der Nage was awarded $525,650 to explore social, ethical and regulatory challenges in Australia's emerging social media pornography industry."  Is she going to set up an OnlyFans account, and report her findings?  Don't go blind, doctor. There are more. All of them ludicrous, such as the investigation of the possibility of channelling food waste into the building of roads. That one really takes th...

but it's still gonna stink.

This is the tale of a poor pussy who possibly managed to escape the talons of a predatory bald eagle, only to plummet downwards to unceremoniously kersplat through some hapless schmuck's windshield as they were motoring along, going about their business, blissfully unaware an earthbound feline was going to play a significant part in their immediate future. There isn't really much more to say, as my description is at least twice as long as the actual news story. The driver is unharmed, and as yet, no details on the cat's condition has been forthcoming. For more details on the admittedly pretty scarce details surrounding this story, please click on  >>>>>  this link  <<<<< or check out the two screenshots below: