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Table of Contents : 2025

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TABLE OF CONTENTS Finally Waking Up to 2025 Psychology 999 Amour Imposture Assault with a Deadly Chip Automated Incontinence Hey! It's World Adoption Day Cinnagone Highway Catastrophe You can polish a turd, Rainbow Serpent on the Moon 1,099,511,627,776 Heartaches Quarter Century Existential Blues Decolonising Santa Merry Christmas Precognitive Warning 2026 is calling... Table of Contents : 2025

2026 is calling...

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bye-bye '25

Precognitive Warning

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I've been having this recurring nightmare where that awful, awful blog will be returning in 2026  

Merry Christmas

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On this very day, December 25, for whatever category you may happen to fall into - whether it be religious, spiritual, secular, or humbug, may I extend my very best wishes.

Decolonising Santa

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This entry refers to a piece written and published around two years ago, but has only now been picked up by some news organisations. Father Christmas is a white male, and therefore must be cancelled. ( source ) Being white, male, and heterosexual in the eyes of these progressive types puts you on a par with that guy who started WWII. Possibly worse. At least he's dead. Which is odd since they want to dictate to the rest of us how to live. Speaking of which, where do they come from? These university-bred bolshie wannabes whose stock in trade is trying to make people as miserable and as uptight as they themselves are. Their utopia is any thinking person's dystopia. Their hoped for future will precipitate our downfall. My hyperbole is starting to go into overdrive as I type. I suspect they were test-tube created in some dank hidden away laboratory located somewhere on school grounds, and then unleashed on an unsuspecting and ignorant populace when the football was on. I could be w...

Quarter Century Existential Blues

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Oh, the humanity! Not content with the struggle between man, machine and the existential crossroads we all find ourselves face-to-face with as technological advancements rampantly run pell-mell over the psyche of humanity with the force of a Cinnabon loving fattie bellyflopping into an overcrowded swimming hole, Time Magazine has, in all their infinite wisdom, decided to reward their Person of the Year 2025 award to Artificial Intelligence.

1,099,511,627,776 Heartaches

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be careful this Silicon Valley circuit breaker doesn't drain you  out of every terabyte you have in your system